WORDS ARE WEAPONS.
ARM YOURSELVES.
Every design showcased here on this page is available in a variety of different apparel styles, including hoodies, crop tops, long-sleeve shirts, a variety of different tee cuts, and each different style has its own set of colors and materials. Apparel styles are as size-inclusive as Teespring will allow for, running from XS-5XT, depending on the cut you choose.
In addition to apparel, each item has corresponding mugs, stickers, tote bags, zipper pouches, pint glasses, wine tumblers, travel mugs, fanny packs, throw pillows, socks, towels, yoga mats, iPhone cases, Android cases, and more. All sizing charts are readily available on each design, just give it a minute to load.
NOTE: if you are ordering women’s sizes, please order one size up. The rest of the cuts from Teespring fit true to size.

ANTI
FASHION
ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE
DESTROY PROJECT 2025
TRUST THE PROCESS
PUNCH MORE NAZIS
NBFM
SCABS AND RATS
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
THE ROLE OF THE ARTIST
YOU ARE THE COMPANY YOU KEEP
THE BODY POLITIC
HOSPITALIZE YOUR LOCAL PROUD BOYS
TOUGH MUTHA
IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR
FUCK YOUR NAZI BULLSHIT
TRUMP IS NEVER COMING BACK II
WE WILL OUTLIVE THEIR HATE
NO SUCH THING AS A BLUE LIFE
I KNOW YOUR FBI AGENT
COCKTAIL PARTY

GAY WRATH
THIS IS MY GENDER AFFIRMING TEE (AND MUG AND STICKER AND HOODIE AND BACKPACK
FLAG COLORS: PROTECT TRANS KIDS OR ELSE
FUNDRAISER: PROTECT TRANS KIDS OR ELSE
BISEXUAL BATTLE AXE
FEMME THREAT
ANTI-FASCIST/PRO-FABULOUS
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
BE GAY DO CRIMES
I'LL SLAY FOR YOU, BLESS YOUR HEART
GAY THE PRAY AWAY
EXTERFINATE
INDESTRUCTIBLE GAY
DRAG QUEEN STORY TIME IS SAFER THAN CHURCH
INVINCIBLE QUEER
WRATH PARADE
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT (FLAG COLORS)
MAKE MY FIRST PRIDE A RIOT
TERF-O-MATIC 9000
PRIDE
NON-BINARY BERSERKER
TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR TEACHABLE MOMENT.
GREAT MOMENTS IN GAY HISTORY
FEMME THREAT
MASC MANDATE
BOTTOMS AND TOPS WE ALL HATE COPS
DON'T SAY PRAY
FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
FUNDRAISER: UNFUCKWITHABLE

FUNDRAISER TEES
BANNED BOOK ENTHUSIAST
BAN BIGOTS NOT BOOKS
unionize everything
FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: EARTH DAY IS EVERY DAY
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: CHARLES AND RHONDA KOLARIK LEGAL FUND
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: VETERANS I
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: VETERANS II
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: VETERANS III
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: MMIW USA 100%
FUTILE DEVICE FUNDRAISER: LAVENDER POLKADOT
FUCK RON DESANTIS

THE BIG COLLECTION
Deny defend depose destroy
Existing In The COntext
HOPE YOUR ABUSER DIES
PUNISHOVARIES: RECLAIMING FRANK CASTLE
TEACH THE WHOLE TRUTH
WE LOVE YOU DADDY SOROS
WEASELS GONNA WEASEL
A HATPIN FOR EVERY MASHER
TIMOCLEA WAS RIGHT
GET OVER IT
CHRISTIANS CRYING REAL TEARS
SHTETL FABULOUS
ADHDELIGHTFUL
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
COMMUNITY GUIDELINES VIOLATION
CONFEDERATE TOILET PAPER
MISSIONARY POSITION
SCIENCE ALWAYS WINS
I DA HO, YOU DA HO, WE DA HO
TATTOOED LOWLIFE
SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING
FACTS OVER FEELINGS
ALLISON KOLARIK MUST BE DESTROYED
FUTILE DEVICE: THE BILLBOARD SHIRT
FRANK CASTLE HATES COPS
ABORT SCOTUS
RAPTURE FASTER
ALL GOD'S CHILDREN
ARTEMISIA WAS RIGHT
KEEP YOUR GOD OUT OF MY GOVERNMENT
MEDICATED MEDDLESOME & QUARRELSOME
Banned In The USSR
MEDUSA WAS NOT THE MONSTER

FILM BUFF

FREE REAL ESTATE
THESE ARE BEING RETIRED FOREVER.
BUT BEFORE THEY GO TO LIVE ON A NICE FARM UPSTATE, YOU CAN GET THEM ON THE WEBSITE BIG, BIG CHEAP.
ANTI EVERYTHING CLUB
ANTIFASHION FASHION
PEGGY GREGGY IN PINK
PEGGY GREGGY IN WHITE
SECOND CLASS AMERICAN
HEBREW SCHOOL DROPOUT
CANADIAN ANTIFA
AMERICAN ANTIFA
DEFUND DISMANTLE DESTROY DEMORALIZE THE POLICE
GOLF IS FOR CUNTS
ACTUAL PATRIOTISM
LGBTORNADO
GLITTER WAR
ESSENTIAL EXPENDABLE
FINANCIAL COLLAPSE
THIS IS NOT FREEDOM
MORMONS ARE FUCKED
VAXX POPULI
WEAR A MASK YOU GROSS CUNTS
FUCK RON DESANTIS
