Futile Device yard signs. Because fuck your neighbors’ confederate flag.
Each Futile Device Yard Sign is CORO-coated, weather-proofed, and ribbed for everyone’s pleasure.
OPTIONS:
2 Dozen: 12’’x16’’ 4mm with 2 Dozen metal step-stakes $135.
1 Dozen 16”x24” 4mm with 1 dozen metal step-stakes $135
$10 FEDEX 1-day flat shipping.
Futile Device is not responsible for your shitty neighbor spontaneously combusting when they see your front lawn and/or windows. But if you happen to get it on camera, we’re always up for a good laugh.
Order 5 packs get your 6th pack free.
Place Your Order
Fill out the form below, and we will get back to you with an order confirmation and paypal link. Your FEDEX tracking info will follow within a few hours! Orders placed on Friday will process Monday mornings, provided that it is not a bank holiday, and ship same-day if placed before 3p EST.
Thank you so much for making good trouble with us.
See this beautiful yard? This lady didn’t put a Futile Device Yard Sign on it. Now she’s dead.